Happy Birthday, uisgich! It's been 29 great years!!!! :D

( No headers, warning for porn )

Happy Birthday! Blow out your candles before they burn down too low!

Rescue is totally up to you.

And sorry I'm early. But I can never manage to post anything on the weekend.

Aaannnnnd...

The traditional singing of the Birthday Dirge!

Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
World of sorrow and despair.
People dying everywhere.
Happy birthday.



Special hugs to CJ, too. Just cause.

Title: February 23, 2007
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/her/civil servants
Rating: PG-13 only, alas
Summary: Birthday presents
Content/warnings: Het content. Mary Sue.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck

Once upon a time, in 2005...

( Another year passes )

Happy birthday, uisgich. Many, many happy...returns.

:D

not_a_lamb and green_grrl wanted to know what would happen next in Throw Away.

Please note, I do consider this a WIP that I plan to finish some day. Therefore, spoilers follow.

If you want to ask, go here..

( Next thing in Throw Away. Cut for spoilers. )

Title: Untitled
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG
Summary: "He's going to look like Tammy-Fay by the time you're through!"
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for uisgich, who requested slutty Sean Bean.

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Not happy with this one either.

*glowers*



If you're interested, all my stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

Remember this meme?

I really am still planning to complete it.

halszka requested Sean on his knees.

Title: Lost
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando could use a minder.
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for halszka, who requested Sean Bean on his knees.

( Lost )

I'm not completely happy with this one. I might revisit it.



If you're interested, all my stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

My brain's ego.

All of it's important contents in one place.

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About My Brain

This journal contains slash fiction, rated from G through NC-17. Mostly LOTR RPS, but also some LOTR and crossover FPS. UPDATE: Also, now includes Stargate. Dammit. UPDATE: At which point I feel the need to remind myself that AT LEAST there is not yet any FOOTIE!slash (a la footballslash. Look. I am holding at least one line...) UPDATE: Dammitdammitdammit. I review my description of my journal and find that I am clearly a Stargate writer now, not LOTR RPS. This makes me sad and somewhat resentful, but that's the truth. And Jack and Daniel are SO pretty together. *sigh*

Please do not hesitate to friend this journal! :) I'll friend you back as soon as I check in, which I do every couple of days. And feedback is very welcome.

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Content Warnings and Age Restrictions
Regarding the explicit sexual content of many of these stories, personally, I don't believe in censoring the written word. If you can read and understand and be interested, then I don't mind if you read here.

However, I am also a parent. I know how parents are. If you think your parents would tell you not to read this material, please respect your parents' rules and wishes. There's nothing in this journal good enough to make your parents mad about. Hopefully it'll all still be here when you turn eighteen when your parents stop paying your bills. :p

What People are Saying about brainofck

"I don't like Spagheti-O's, yet you've made them sexy. Amazing, totally amazing." - amise

"I was like, out loud, mind you, "What are you DOING?" " - wyldestarr

"Dude, you posted a link that said Stargate Fic and I clicked, and I had never even seen the show! (And thank you, BTW, for that little OBSESSION! *grin* )" - green_grrl.

"You read this stuff? And write it?! I can't believe people like this! It's so crude!" - [Name Withheld] - flamer, to remain unidentified

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Story Index:
Lord of the Rings Real Person Slash - G to NC-17. Primarily SB/VM, but other pairings.

The Sharpe/Aragorn Project - PG-13 to NC-17. My absolutely favorite crossover ever, ever, ever. (Though Viggo/Trevalyan or however you spell it is really hot, too.) There are interesting pieces of this. Not sure where it's going exactly. And those of you reading Arena will see distinct parallels. There's a lovely honey and yogurt thing that's not finished. Definitely hope to turn this into something more readable some day. Just not this day.

Stargate - Yes. There is Stargate slash. I am more than a little irritated about this. Like I need more perversion in my life. I fully intend to blame uisgich til my dying day. Though it must be said, I watched about four seasons in one week on DVD. In the end, I couldn't resist DanielJackson.

Everything else

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Recommendations

What I've Been Reading Lately in SGA

What I've Been Reading Lately in SG-1

If you are still looking for good stuff to read, I humbly suggest these stories and authors.

10 Signs You Are Reading A Story By CK

Huh. Don't know how good a job I did on this. But it amused me while I was packing.

1. Jack and Daniel have wanted each other forever, but they aren't quite meant to be.
2. Beanie's inexperienced, but game, and Viggo's a great teacher. (But that's a third of the stories at rugbytackle, so maybe not such a good indicator.)
3. Sam is cool, and she's 'shipping with you.
4. Orli is smart and you like him despite the fact that you are a die hard rugbytackler and he's messing with your OTP.
5. Total inability to stick to OTP. Everybody gets to play. OT3 and OT4? No problem.
6. There is non-con, and the characters' reactions are utterly inappropriate.
7. Aliens made them do it.
8. Everybody talks too much.
9. There's a happy ending. Usually NC-17. Or is that the definition of a happy ending?
10. It's WIP.

:)

This is my index of LOTR RPS.

This is where I started, for better or worse.

Brief recap of the most important things from my main ego page follows.

YES. It is Real Person Slash. I know this creates issues for some people. Please review the disclaimer. If this isn't for you, please don't click the links.

Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*

Archive rights: Only as specified on a story by story basis. Otherwise, my journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck

Content Warnings and Age Restrictions
Regarding the explicit sexual content of many of these stories, personally, I don't believe in censoring the written word. If you can read and understand and be interested, then I don't mind if you read here.

However, I am also a parent. I know how parents are. If you think your parents would tell you not to read this material, please respect your parents' rules and wishes. There's nothing in this journal good enough to make your parents mad about. Hopefully it'll all still be here when you turn eighteen when your parents stop paying your bills. :p

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Arena - AU - that gladiator thing. PG to NC-17. Violence. Non-Con/Rape. Minor character death. Primarily SB/VM, with other pairings in later chapters. Currently over 20 parts complete. WIP

At Sea - The Dark Muse sets her sights on Elijah, Dom, and Billy. EW/BB/DM. NC-17. Non-Con. Violence (though not in the sex). Just getting rolling on this. Sorry. The link's still dead! :p

Encounters with the Dark Muse - Where is Sean? And what is Viggo doing here? SB/VM. NC-17. Non-Con. Violence (though not in the sex). This is a WIP, but resting in a good spot.

Double Lotus - That yoga thing. PG to NC-17. Currently not WIP, though could be resurrected... Sorta complete.

The Sharpe/Aragorn Project - PG-13 to NC-17. My absolutely favorite crossover ever, ever, ever. (Though Viggo/Trevalyan or however you spell it is really hot, too.) There are interesting pieces of this. Not sure where it's going exactly. And those of you reading Arena will see distinct parallels. There's a lovely honey and yogurt thing that's not finished. Definitely hope to turn this into something more readable some day. Just not this day.

Throw Away - SB/EW, SB/VM (thus far)PG-13 to NC-17. This started out as a "throw away" piece - a fairly standard, two guys fall into bed together PWP set during filming. It takes place after a party for pity's sake. However, it's a blast to write and people seem to like it, so it is now a WIP, tentatively set up to play with the cliches.

Birthday Stories - NC-17. Inspired by the birthdays and personalities of dear friends. Victims chosen randomly by my brain. :)

Miscellaneous LOTR RPS Short Pieces - Various pairings. Various ratings.

Words and Meanings - NC-17 - SB/VM/OB, EW, in various permutations. Sean knows the meanings of the words. He's just never heard those words from someone like Viggo before.

Uh, oh... - PG. JRD/SB/VM/OB. Creative uses for canned pasta.

Fresh - NC-17 - SB/VM. The deflowering of Beanie.

The Cure for Fear of Flying - SB/VM/OB - Stress relief after a bad plane ride.

Lost - PG-13, SB/VM. Orlando could use a minder.

Untitled - PG, SB/VM. "He's going to look like Tammy-Fay by the time you're through!"

Title: Fresh
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Straight Sean and crooked Viggo. What more is there to say?
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for ladybluelove, who requested Losing HIs Cherry with SB/VM.

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( Fresh )

Title: The Cure for Fear of Flying
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/OB
Rating: (mild?) NC-17
Summary: The endless trauma of flying in small planes.
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for idlesloth, who requested Well-Shagged with SB/OB/VM.

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( The Cure for Fear of Flying )