Title: Within Arm's Reach (The USAF Remix)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A remix of Within Arm's Reach, by green_grrl.
Content/warnings: Tentacle!fic. And as green_grrl said, "…take that as a warning or enticement."
Words: 5,327
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Can you believe I couldn't find a Matrix entry for this?! I'm tempted to use "Writer's Choice: Tentacles."
Beta: zats_clear read it on a crazy RL day and said, Yup! Looks pretty good to me! (I paraphrase.)

( The USAF Remix )

For tejas, in appreciation for her assistance on Summer Vacation. She requested, "lazy, comfortable weekend stuff. OMC (old married couple ;-) sex. Hot and kinky is fun, but sometimes the familiar warmth of routine works just as well. ;-)"

I'm not sure I accomplished it. Perhaps I will try again.


Title: Filled Chocolates
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack's just trying to do the crossword.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 1024
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Insides. The Matrix is located here.




( Filled Chocolates )

For avidrosette, for her invaluable help on Summer Vacation.

Title: Wingspan
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam assured him that Jack's flight could not be explained by the usual rules of aeronautic science and physics.
Content/warnings: Wing!fic
Words: 837
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Air. The Matrix is located here.


( Wingspan )

For green_grrl, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

Jack and Daniel go on vacation to Australia, but some of the issues in their relationship crop up between the sunning and the sex--like Daniel's frustration with a certain Asgard's fascination with Jack.

The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself back in their hotel room.

Daniel looked up over the top of his beach reading (The Informers).

"Sent you back to put on some clothes, hmmmm?" Daniel asked acidly.

Jack looked down at his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Not exactly," Jack muttered, stomping into the bathroom to peel out of the sandy beachwear and step into the shower. Daniel followed him, watching from the doorway.

"So, what? You solved his replicator problem half naked in flimsy shoes, or whatever?"

Jack's sigh would be covered by the sound of the water.

"Daniel, we've been over this. Thor doesn't have a 'thing' for me."

Daniel wouldn’t be able to see the air quotes through the shower curtain, either.

"Of course not," Daniel replied.

Jack knocked his forehead against the cool tile.

Australia. He had brought Daniel to freakin' Australia to get into his pants. And now it looked like a night on the couch instead.

"Thor, you jealous little bastard," he muttered under his breath.

"I heard that, O'Neill," came a funny, squeaky voice from beyond the shower curtain.

Jack whipped the curtain open to find Daniel, stark naked outside, grinning unapologetically.

"Room for me in there?" Daniel asked sweetly.

---

All my love,
CK

For melayneseahawk, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

#2: Daniel, Jack, and the Vampire Mummy

The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself standing in a dank room, eerily lit in phosphorescent green. As he turned swiftly, he found that Daniel was standing behind him, and had already identified the threat.

"What the hell is that?" Jack murmured into Daniel's ear.

"Uh." Daniel replied stupidly.

"Daniel, it's your damned childhood nightmare. What the hell is it?"

"Um," Daniel replied. "Um. Vampire mummy?"

"Oh, fercryinoutloud," Jack muttered.

"Run!" Daniel yelled, and they took off down the corridor.

---

All my love,
CK

Dear zats_clear,

I hate you.

Kindest regards,
CK


Title: Pushing Buttons
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack plays Daniel like a violin. Or possibly more like a kazoo. And not exceptionally well.
Content/warnings: Um. But. Um. It would spoil the surprise. Warnings for the really, really squeamish at the end. Shouldn't be too scary for the rest of you.
Words: 99
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: Dude. Don't blame anybody else for this. Well. Except her, of course. *glares*

( I hate Zats so, so much... )

I am not happy with this. It was supposed to be light, funny and fluffy. But Jack started it off wrong, then Shau'ri got involved, and it all went to Hell. Oh, well. I might try revisiting it for fun and laughs another time.

Which would mean there would be FOUR cuddling stories, instead of the current three.

They are not a series. Each one will be unrelated to the others. And yet, there will eventually be three, which I will link because of their thematic similarity. The theme being snuggling.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Title: Small Tents (Standalone, but 1 of 3 cuddling stories in the works)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack establishes the sleeping arrangements.
Words: 2,814
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck


( Small Tents )

Title: Making Friendly with the Natives
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Teal'c part was pretty obvious. The society was a bronze-age throw-back, and the warriors of the village were dancing. The Teal'c part made perfect sense. Daniel took it all in with a jaundiced professional eye, noting the splendor and power of the dance without really paying any attention to it. Not really. He was too busy trying to figure out just what exactly was going on with Jack.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 2,355
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Thunder. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: SOOOOO many thanks to cocoajava for her fast, furious, down and dirty readthrough and beta!!!!!!!



NOTE: I have included links to illustrations of the dance moves I am trying to describe. There is also a complete set of links at the end. I hope the embedded links are not too intrusive, but if you don't know anything about bellydance, you could try clicking the links at the end first, then reading the story, then using the embedded links if it seems like it would be helpful. I chose to link you to the web pages rather than try to embed the videos.



( Making Friendly with the Natives )

Nobody took the tenth request, but that week starglyph posted a heartfelt plea for participation in the Five Ways O'Neill, Sheppard and Jackson end up in a threesome prompt over at sg1_five_things.

I figured, why the heck not?

I do SO despise the commentfic format, however. I find it really, really hateful. No offense to those who love it!!! Still, for starglyph, I'll figure out how to make this sucker fit over there.

Also, this is a belated birthday present in honor of two wonderful, beautiful, fantastic people, green_grrl and cocoajava. The world would not be the same without you. *hugs*

Also, thanks to seleneheart for fielding my questions regarding Atlantis canon.

Also, I love Dexter.

I think that is all! *recloaks*


A note regarding these five things. Unlike my other five things, Five Things That Never Happened to Daniel Jackson, you should not attempt to read these five as a possibly continuous timeline. They are intended as five separate tasty treats. Please enjoy as such.

Title: Five Yummy Treats
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/John Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five different ways Daniel and Jack might have made a sandwich with John Sheppard.
Words: 3,120
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Too Much." The Matrix is located here.


( Five Yummy Treats )

The prompt, from a guy called Daryl, via his co-worker and colleague, uisgich, is " "Is there a lift going cheap" Jackson."

No. Don't ask.

cocoajava suggested a drabble must be produced.

Ergo…

( Far more than a drabble, sorry CJ )